Category Archives: Popular Culture

The Physics of Boobies

Picture to yourself the classic pinup of a naked lady in full, feline stretch, with her arms locked behind her head. If you ever see this for real, in the wild, you must not allow the lady to lower her arms. To demonstrate why, we will need a diagram. Imagine a bowling ball with a […]

Woooo! Woo woo! Woooo!

Do you guys ever check your own websites to see if there are any interesting new posts? I don’t mean comments. And when there’s not, I’m all, like, “awwww damnit! I drive this bus!” I’m trying to squeeze out one a day for you, but I know I won’t manage it consistently because…you know. Lazy […]

The hundredth macaca

Raising awareness. Has there ever been an activity more utterly fucking pointless? If you want to do something to fix, say, breast cancer, you could become a doctor or a biochemist or something. You could give money to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Or, you know, ask your mom if she’s had a breast exam […]

Are you intelligenced?

You know why I started this blog, really? I was itching to use “intelligence” as a verb. Do you wish to be intelligenced? Get the S. Weasel Intelligencer! It’ll intelligence the heck out you! (Random House Dictionary says it’s a noun; for ruining my fun, Random and the whole House can eat my shorts). The […]

Janet Jackon’s Ubiquitous Tit

So CBS has taken the FCC to court to protest the $550,000 fine they got for flashing Janet Jackson’s heaving mammary at the 2004 Superbowl. CBS dismissed it as the “unscripted, unauthorized and unintended long-distance shot of Ms. Jackson’s breast for nine-sixteenths of one second.” Which completely misses the point. Let’s back up a second, […]

Enforce a little law, make a little scratch

I caught a few minutes of Howie Carr‘s radio program on the way home tonight. Apparently, state cops in Massachusetts have been ordered to bring in more dough (and we know how they do that). He had cops and former cops calling and faxing and giving some very interesting information. One retired cop said this […]

Yours Truly, Stoat E. Weasel

You know what? I’m not going to be able to take this for a few days. I’ve got a forty minute commute, each way, each day, and usually I spend it poking the buttons on newsradio and screaming at it for more. But today…the gloating and the analysis and the…the…oh, god, the Pelosi. I just […]