Category Archives: News

Harry Potter Naked!!!!

Okay, it turns out, I’m not all that comfortable with the topic of Little Boy Penis. I just wanted some of that sweet, sweet Googlebomb action.

I Moon You — Twice!

    The last 20 full moons, from May, 2005 until December, 2006. APoD points to this animation of the sequence, but I think it’s a little clumsy, so I made my own. I can do that, can’t I? Only, my .gif animation dingus crapped out and I had to download…look, are we here to […]


    “He was saying things about injustice, about resistance, about how these guys are terrorists,” he says. On the way to the gallows, according to Ali, “Saddam said, ‘Iraq without me is nothing.’”  

I wonder what Saddam is thinking tonight

Tonight’s the night. Maybe. There are rumors he’s been hanged already, there’s one more appeal to American courts afoot, but best guess right now is that Saddam will get the drop about five hours hence. I love this picture. He looks like the male lead for a dinner theater production of, I dunno, “I Am […]

Donald Rumsfeld…Statesman, Patriot, Heartthrob

So, he’s gone. Okay, I’m just going to come out and say what I know we’re all thinking: I want to have Donald Rumsfeld’s babies. If somebody had to pay the price for this election, why couldn’t it be Nicole Richie? Or that guy in Research with the stupid bow ties?   “Oh, Lord. I […]

I Believe You, Senator Kerry

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.” — John Kerry   Not a doubt in my mind, when I heard John Kerry say those words, […]

A jolly hint of homicide lingers on in Merry Olde

An observer of England today might be forgiven for thinking the entire race had been effectively despunked, so mega-regulated, be-nannied and EUropinized has the country become. It is a land obsessed with imposing healthnsafety on its citizens with the awesome bludgeon of state bureaucracy. This writer was, therefore, delighted to discover a hard knot of […]