Oh, little magic people who live in the computer! Do not go away. Stay. Please. Weasel hearts you very much. See, Weasel drew you a picture for how much! What a big throbby heart Weasel has!

Stay, and Weasel will give you what you want. Mister Google says that is a thing called “panty pulling” and something else called “boobies.”

Very well! Pulling panties and boobies for everyone! Yay!

Oh, pooh! Here comes Mister Grumpy Assface Bossman guy. He is always ruining the pulling panties and the boobies.

Yes, yes…of course Weasel did the Q1 Objectives Report, whatever that is. Ssssss. Very fine job. Quick! And not so many tooth marks this time!

Going now.

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2 Comments

  1. Posted February 1, 2007 at 6:53 pm | Permalink

    You crack me up.

  2. whitishrabbit
    Posted February 1, 2007 at 11:13 pm | Permalink

    Big…throbby…heart?

    Groupie fodder. :)


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