To the person who just found this wretched hive of scum and villainy by doing a Google search for “Lurpak butter logo” — here you go:
Y’all come back now, y’hear?
To the rest of you, I highly recommend Lurpak. It’s nice butter. You have to pay through the nose for it at Whole Foods, but it comes from Denmark. You know, the place where those charming drawings of that nice Mr Mohammed came from. Buy it.