Daily Archives: December 22nd, 2006

A Very Eric Cartman Christmas

  The tragic consequences of permitting two drunken imbeciles to decorate a Christmas tree. Eh. You should’ve seen the Buying of the Turkey. There was much Sturm. And maybe a bit of Drang, too. I didn’t want a whole turkey, because you know what they do here? They snap off their feet and cram the […]