Planning for Retirement

Okay, I’ve come up with a new long-term financial plan. The next time I see a very, very rich person, I’m going to walk up to him and say, “can I have a real lot of money?”

If that doesn’t work, I’m going to say, “hey, look over there.” And then I’m going to go RAAARRRR!!! Because I believe when you scare rich people, money shoots out of their noses.



  1. Posted November 15, 2006 at 8:38 pm | Permalink

    Don’t try it on Compos Mentis.

  2. Posted November 15, 2006 at 9:02 pm | Permalink

    Compos mentis. The freshmaker.

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