Okay, I was wrong. The elections were bad. How bad, it isn’t clear yet, but sufficiently bad. Caught me by surprise bad. Speaker Pelosi bad. Maybe even illegal alien amnesty bad.
Giant glowing green mushroom cloud of pulsing nuclear death hovering over a major city center bad? Well.
More later. Right now, I have to do the work I should have been doing yesterday, when I was, in fact, sitting at my desk making the fisty face and chanting, “c’monc’monc’mon, you stupidsmugincompetentsmilingbastards, PULLITOFF! Win one for the Weasel!”