It Burrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnsssssss!!!!

Ach! Sssss! It hurtssssss usss, my precioussssss. We did that thing. That thing we never ever did and swore we’d never ever do: we voted for Lincoln Chafee. Only one thing could make me draw a mark for that pale, puffy piece of shit: the prospect of a Senator Whitehouse. Honest to god, I think […]