If You Haven’t Been Paying Attention, Please Don’t Vote

There is no intrinsic virtue in voting; nothing about randomly pulling that lever makes you a better citizen. If you vote in a way that a Rhesus monkey could be trained to emulate, you are not doing yourself or your neighbors any favors.

Well, maybe you are and maybe you aren’t. Impossible to tell. Because you don’t know what Ballot Initiative 3 is, do you, Sunshine?

Pay attention, or stay home.

Thank you.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from Weasels United for a Less Stupid Electorate. No, the acronym does not spell anything. Well, it spells “WULSE” but that’s not very good. Now, “WUfaLSE” has potential.


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