Weasel calls the election

You know, part of being in the news game is making predictions. Sure, you run the risk of eating crow (and not in a good way), but sometimes you’ve got to hang your hairy ass over the side and pray a wolverine doesn’t come along and take a bite out of it.
So, here goes: I [...]

Time to saddle up and fly

Time was, all a hard-bitten mustelid needed to get the news out was a phone, a typewriter, several million in investment capital, an editorial staff, a dozen typesetters and a printing press the size of the Hoover Dam. Well, I’m here to tell you, those simple days are gone for good.
But never fear, old Stoaty [...]